Sunday, October 18, 2009

DNT retracts article after ragStalker attack

That's right.
On Saturday, October 17th, the Duluth News Tribune splashed the front page with a mammoth picture of a church, pairing it with a story of a priest who had an illegitimate child twenty years ago.

DNT's blatant bad taste then came under the attack of ragStalker.
The effect?

Within 2 hours, the story vanished.
The DNT pulled the article completely.
This is what happens when bad ideas are soundly beaten with the truth.

This is the weapon that fell a front page article:

God is guilty.
After all, he founded The Church.
News-Tribune understands this. Why else would you drop a half-page pic of a church on the front page of your paper?
Of course, God's error was in filling churches with human beings. Whatever was he thinking?
At least we're dealing with old problems here.
Anyone who's hip with the times knows that if you pare-down the message, pop-up a playpark, and place an espresso machine at the altar, people will relax, become sinless, and virtually cease to be human, helping to minimizing our global dependence on God.
If only DNT would embed a God app in their Sunday edition, then we could just skip the church thing altogether.

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